Fantasy news stories

[brixtonbrood]

I think this story from the BBC has to be in my top ten daydream headlines in that it offers a glimmer of hope on one of the aspects of life which worries me most:

The others? How about

TWO STATE SOLUTION FOR ISRAEL/PALESTINE AGREED BY ALL PARTIES TO BE FAIR AND WORKABLE

BREAKTHROUGH IN BATTERY TECHNOLOGY* MAKES WIND/SOLAR/WAVE POWER A VIABLE SOLUTION TO WORLD ENERGY DEMANDS - STARTING FROM TOMORROW

NEW BOWIE ALBUM REALLY TRULY GOOD AND FULL OF GRIPPING HIT SONGS

for starters

Any other suggestions? What headlines do you dream of?

*or maybe solar panel tech

Comments

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

AFTER DECADES OF GROWTH, SAHARA AND OTHER NORTHERN DESERTS SHRINKING
ecologists cautiously optimistic for wildlife, people, the world

COFFEE SHOPS, BROTHELS TO BE LEGALIZED WITHIN URBAN "TOLERANCE ZONES"
Met chief: it's time these popular cottage industries were properly regulated, taxed and licensed

SCIENTISTS DECLARE ANKYLOSAURUS CLONE VIABLE - AND ADORABLE!
8/10 in favour of bringing back the dinosaur

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

BLAIR AND BUSH - OUR WAR WAS ILLEGAL AND UNJUST

JOHN REID STRUCK PERMANENTLY DUMB

and the one I really want

MAN CITY WIN PREMIERSHIP AT OLD TRAFFORD

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

NO CURE FOR TORY-SLAYING VIRUS, DOCTORS SAY

[celestialweasel.livejournal.com]

Or... the old ones are the best...
CREATORS ADMIT UNIX, C HOAX