He says - Beer - pleasures and perils

[brixtonbrood]

Beer is good when - barefoot, while rapidly moving across Small's room to grab some kitchen roll during one of Tiny's squelchier nappy changes, you fail to notice that the Little People Village Playset is in the way of your foot, and the resultant impact lifts a toenail from its nailbed (screaming, bleeding, foetal position etc) and a tinny or two makes you forget quite how much your foot hurts.
Beer is bad when - it makes you quite forget that your foot hurts, and while idly scratching your foot, you lift the healing nail from the nailbed again.

Comments

[mr-snips.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain.

Fortunately, not literally...

Little People Village Playset

[smallbeasts.livejournal.com]

Is that anything like the Village People little playset?

Curse you, Google

[sparkymark.livejournal.com]