Doctor Who reviewed by a two-year-old

The scary person's arm dropped off, and it was plastic and the arm was on the lady's face.
The scary man breaked his head like this - BREAK.
But Dr Who has his big box - what's his box called?
Dr Who and the lady were holding hand and they were running.
Dr Who will come and he will help me clap my hands and jump up high and he will help me get down from the changing mat. The new Dr Who has got feet I think.
I like New Dr Who so much.

Dr Who reviewed by someone watching with a two year old..

..and a baby rolling round the floor making happy noises.
So a full appreciation of the much vaunted snappy dialogue, and the much criticised incidental music, will have to wait until after bedtimes. Ditto the wheelie bin scene, for which we switched over to Ant & Dec on the grounds that it had the potential to be genuinely, traumatically terrifying. For the first 5 minutes it did seem that it would all be too scary for her, but we focussed on the fact that Dr Who would turn up and make everything OK - I think that this has transformed Christopher Eccleston into a combination of Superman, Father Christmas, and Jesus in her mind, but I have no problem with that.
But from my POV, it did overcome the twin pitfalls of a tacky use of a token Routemaster bus in the opening minute, and the fact that the new TARDIS interior is the spit of the Teletubbies' Home Hill. Saving the world in 45 minutes ever week could become very samey, but I have faith in the team's ability to ring the changes. Frankly it rocked - want next week! want it now!