Eurovision, we hate it

Bugger. Looks like Europe is busy painting its bedroom walls black, and taking time off to shoot down Malaysian airliners.

Eurovision, we loathe and despise it

Arsecrackers. Bottom five and then some, but at least the airliner-shooter-downers didn't win. And we did better than Germany, and crivens knows that doesn't happen very often, in anything. If anyone chose to go with my suggested spread bet of 18th, then you have only yourself to blame, you fools.