Chap of the Day

..is the young man who was vox pop'd by the Ten O Clock News to give an example of contemporary attitudes to the Tories that Cameron has to shift.
Interviewer "What comes to mind when you hear the word Conservative?"
Long Pause
Young Chap "What comes to mind?"
Interviewer "Yes"
Long Pause
Young Chap "Nah, I don't think I can say that on camera."

A feedline to die for handled with great panache - it gives you hope for the youth of today.